Saturday, March 5, 2011

The Side Effects of Drugs Named after Celebrities

Charlie Sheen - extreme arrogance and disillusionment, destruction of hotels and women
Lindsey Lohan - bling kleptomania, make up for lack of talent with looks
Michel Richards - extreme anger that can lead to n*@#$ guy
David Letterman - meanness, philandering, inability to let a grudge go
Jay Leno - bulging chin, skunk hair and hand-off regetfulness
Conan O’Brien - giant leprechaunism, cat sounds and a refusal to air at midnight
Jimmy Falon- bursts into laughter during skits, puppet like mannerisms, inability to put thank you notes in envelopes
Craig Ferguson - slow loss of Scottish ascent, homo teasing, thinking everyday is great for America
Donald Trump - toupeeism, gaudiness, need to put name on anything and everything
Clyde Fraiser- exotic vocabulary, strange clothing taste and swish & dishing
Oprah - rose colored vision and extreme excitement
Leo Laporte - Excessive ball bouncing and impulsive technology purchasing

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