Leo Laporte in Charge

Long time guy on the internet
Lives downstairs and it is understood.
He’s there just to take good care of us,
Like he’s one of the family.

Leo in Charge
Of our days and our nights
Leo in Charge
Of our wrongs and our rights

And I sing, I want,
I want Leo in Charge of me.

Leo in Charge
Of our days and our nights
Leo in Charge
Of our wrongs and our rights

And I sing, I want,
I want Leo in Charge of me.

The Side Effects of Drugs Named after Celebrities

Charlie Sheen - extreme arrogance and disillusionment, destruction of hotels and women
Lindsey Lohan - bling kleptomania, make up for lack of talent with looks
Michel Richards - extreme anger that can lead to n*@#$ guy
David Letterman - meanness, philandering, inability to let a grudge go
Jay Leno - bulging chin, skunk hair and hand-off regetfulness
Conan O’Brien - giant leprechaunism, cat sounds and a refusal to air at midnight
Jimmy Falon- bursts into laughter during skits, puppet like mannerisms, inability to put thank you notes in envelopes
Craig Ferguson - slow loss of Scottish ascent, homo teasing, thinking everyday is great for America
Donald Trump - toupeeism, gaudiness, need to put name on anything and everything
Clyde Fraiser- exotic vocabulary, strange clothing taste and swish & dishing
Oprah - rose colored vision and extreme excitement
Leo Laporte - Excessive ball bouncing and impulsive technology purchasing